On Any Crazy Day

November 9, 2009

This Is NOT What I Ordered

Filed under: Rants,School — jenzie @ 17:37

So I was supposed to have an analytical report done up for my class, due today. What do I get? A half-assed research paper with no headings or formatting. I is not amused! Just look at this garbage. Not even a title on the damn thing.

Old methods dog training involving force and pain not only broke down of the bond between man and dog, they were only slightly effective at best. New methods of training have evolved such that not only are they more humane. They have proved much more successful, promote faster learning, and strengthen bonds. The purpose of this report is to compare the techniques of old versus modern techniques of dog training. Here we will show that newer techniques have far surpassed older techniques.

Outdated training techniques were done through pain and intimidation, force, intimidation, punishment (especially hitting), and negative reinforcement. These were thought of as a quick fix to training because the dog learned quickly it must obey or suffer the consequences. However, trust and respect from the pup was lost as obedience was unwillingly given severely damaging the bond between pup and trainer or owner (5-p.23) Quick fixes were tempting and easy, but their benefits were short termed and the consequences far out weighted any benefits. Force, intimidation, punishment, and negative reinforcement were the mainstay of every trainer’s arsenal. These methods were often cruel and insensitive to the pup and actually hindered the learning process. They provided no motivation other than pain to preform for the trainer which made the pup resentful with little enthusiasm to please. Choke chains and prong collars for example inflict pain and force compliance, but only for that one command. Resentfulness diminishes a dog’s natural eagerness to please which diminishes the want to learn new tricks. Punishment never promotes good behavior. Because punishment in children promotes better behavior does not mean the same will with dogs. Proof to the owner that the dog knew he did something wrong, is when the owner comes home to destruction caused by a badly behaved dog, and the dog cowers in the corner at the site of his owner. The owner punishes the dog, perhaps by beating it with a newspaper, yet the very next day, the same thing would happen again, and again, and again. The owner would become frustrated because the obviously the dog knew it did something wrong as evidenced by it’s behavior whimpering and cowering. The dog does not have the capacity to remember what it did two hours ago and was actually responding to the body language of the angry owner. Punishment stops bad behavior if it is timed correctly with the behavior, but it is meaningless if given after the action has occurred. It only teaches the pup to fear the trainer (4-p.124) Once we realized that dogs did have feelings and took those considerations into account; we found far more effective and humane ways of training “man’s best friend.”

Taking the time to learn to get your dog’s attention and compliance willingly, eagerly, and enthusiastically is preferred. Most dogs are eager to please their owner and respond well to praise, treats, and toys. Newer training techniques using such motivations not only foster learning, dramatically increase retention, and promotes bonding between the pup and trainer. One new training method that significantly improved the success of training is the clicker. The clicker is great for communicating to the dog “YES, THAT’S WHAT I WANT.” It uses a metal plate to make a loud abrupt noise that marks a specific behavior. When a treat is combined with the “click” of the clicker, the dog understands that performing that behavior gets him a treat. Motivation for this yummy treat strengthens and reinforces the command and helps him remember what you want the next time you ask. Thinking like a dog and becoming the pack leader is essential to the success of modern training techniques. Dogs are by nature pack animals and early on in life they recognize a social hierarchy. As the dog’s owner you must be at the top of that hierarchy. The pack leader controls everything from meal times, play times, and is responsible for the welfare of the pack. There are many ways to do this including using a firm, confident, calm, commanding voice, staying patient, persistent, and using correct body posture while you wait for the dog to comply. Dogs listen to pack leaders, they do not listen to non-pack leaders. These modern techniques using motivation, treat, toys, and praise are very effect tools for training your pup and tend to produce happier dogs. We have discovered positive training methods that motivate and encourage pups tend to be much more effective and humane than older methods and instill an eager want to please making training fun, effective, and long lasting.

We have learned we can actually motivate dogs to do more, faster using treats and motivation than through intimidation and beating them into submission. Intimidation only serve to teach our dogs to fear us. We have also learned that newer methods tend to be not only much more effective and humane, but fun, effective, and longer lasting.

Here are some things to remember when training your pup. Don’t speak harshly as this is counter productive, instead use a fun high pitched tone. High pitched voices convey happiness. Establish your status as leader with a firm voice and correct body posture while you wait for the dog to comply. Pain, intimidation, force, punishment (especially hitting), and negative reinforcement should be avoided. Instead praise, treats, toys, and motivation should be used to instill and promote the pup’s eager want to please. Use a firm, confident, calm, commanding voice, stay patient, persistent, and always make training fun!

Works Cited
1. http://www.pethealthlibrary.com/Article/Pros-and-Cons-of-Dog-Training-Control-Tools/3
2. http://www.doggybehave.com/basic.php
3. http://www.alldogsgym.com/content/view/42/74/
4. The Everything Dog Training and Tricks Book
5. The Home and Family Protection Dog
6. The Everything Dog Obedience Book

Is it any surprise that the girl who wrote this has been in college for 12 years trying to get a degree? Fark, now I have to actually do some work.

March 1, 2009

Pics Of The New Toy

Filed under: Rants — Tags: , , , — jenzie @ 11:17

I finally got my new bike yesterday. It’s a 2008 Buell Lightning XB12Ss.

Buell Left Side 02

Buell Left Side 01Buell_FrontBuell Rear

December 26, 2008

So I Went To Get A New Sound Card

Filed under: Rants — Tags: , , , , , — jenzie @ 17:12

I just got back from the nearest Fry’s Electronics store in Webster, Tx where I had intended to buy a new Creative XtremeGamer Fatal1ty Pro Series sound card.  Fry’s currently sells the card for $149.99 so I grabbed the box and walked over to the floor supervisor and asked him if he was aware that Best Buy currently has the card on sale for $127.49.  Well of course he didn’t, so I asked about getting a price match on the card.  He said he would go check into it while I wait.  After about five minutes he returns and informs that they can match the price from Best Buy but I’ll have to pay $14.87 for overnight shipping costs to get that price.  WHOA!  Wait just a minute here.  “How are you going to charge me $14.87 for overnight shipping charges on an item you’re holding in your hand right now?  I can go directly to Soundblaster.com and order the same card for $129.99 with no shipping charge.”  His response was, “I’m sorry sir. That’s the only way I can match their price.”  Well I’m sorry, too.  I’m sorry you mistook me for a gullible fool that didn”t shop around for a product before I went to purchase it.  Unfortunately for me, the nearest Best Buy store with the card in stock is about 30 miles from me and it really isn’t worth the gas expense and hassle to drive over there.  I’m going to do several things because of this pleasant experience.  First, I’m going to order the card straight from the manufacturer. Second, I think an e-mail to the store’s management and customer service department is in order. I would really like an explanation from someone in their managment as to why they claim to offer price matching and then try to make up for it with a false shipping charge to an instore customer. And for that matter, if any one reading this has some insight I’d love to hear about it.

Update 27 DEC 2008 @ 1710: Oops! Someone pointed out that I named the wrong sound card above. The correct item that I was trying to buy is the Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty Professional Series. And for those still saying that no Best Buy stores in the Houston area have the card in stock, it is still available at their stores in Katy and Humble, TX. And this is Houston so 30 miles around here is somewhat local when you think that it can take over an hour to travel from one side of the county to another.

September 10, 2008

Damn Storm

Filed under: Rants,School — Tags: , , — jenzie @ 17:20

Classes cancelled until Monday due to Hurricane Ike. Fucking tropical weather. >:-/

August 29, 2008

3rd MRI Today

Filed under: Rants — Tags: , , , , — jenzie @ 06:51

I’m getting tired of these damn things. Every time I have to go in for one, I have to remove all seven of my piercings. And a few of those aren’t so easily removed. Hopefully this is the last one for a while. Then off to the sleep science doctor to get results of that mess. Yay…

June 30, 2008

I Didn’t Need This At The Beginning Of July

Filed under: Life,Rants — Tags: , , , , — jenzie @ 21:11

So I’m currently sitting in front of my desk sweating my ass off. My air conditioner decided to die this afternoon and it’s a nice, toasty 86 degrees inside. Wouldn’t ya know I’m broke as hell and can’t afford to get it fixed. >:-/

April 21, 2008

I Just Heard John McCain On TV

Filed under: Rants — Tags: , , , — jenzie @ 20:10

Ye gods, I just heard John McCain on TV.This guy sounds just as stupid as George W. Bush, only older. “We can win the war on terror blah blah blah bullshit.” You’re just as retarded as Bush and probably just as much a terrorist as he is. You fucking idiot. Wars are fought against people, not things. It’s like the failure called the war on drugs. Drugs will always be there and so will drug users. It isn’t a war against drugs but against drug users. It’s not a war against terror, it’s a war against terrorists. Just like drugs, terror will always be there. And so will some asshat that wants to take advantage of it like Osama bin Laden, yourself and that monkey ass dipshit in the White House. Please do the country a favor and leave.

December 26, 2007

GRRRRRR!!! GAHHH!!!

Filed under: Rants — jenzie @ 23:16

I hate having to start over from scratch because some asshole fucked things up. Thanks to Allan for helping me get back.

November 22, 2007

From Prozac To Lithium

Filed under: Rants — jenzie @ 01:04

The physical relief I got from taking my new job has been absolutely great. After three months, I’m almost out of pain. The downside has been that the bullshit that comes with the job has triggered a major depressive episode. I’m sleeping 10 – 12 hours and waking up tired. Going in to work in a daze, leaving to run the route in a bigger one. So frustrated or pissed off within 2 hours that I can’t concentrate. Yesterday I was ready to go ballistic at the first person that talked to me after my first stop for no reason. From walking around like I was stoned off my ass to ready to fight. By the end of the day, I was so hyper that I couldn’t hardly stop talking. I’m going to have to get my meds reviewed and screened for bi-polar. This job has made me a complete mess. The self-confidence and strength I had in my old job went straight to hell. The only thing that reminds me that I still have control is a nice 80 mile-per-hour run down the freeway on my bike. The one thing that everyone thought would kill me has been the thing that helped me most. But for the job, I could get more therapy from it. Fuck the job. My sanity has to come first.

August 12, 2005

Fuck PIzza Hut

Filed under: Rants — jenzie @ 23:28

They think they can stop me from writing TipThePizzaGuy.com on my change. Boy, have those fucking morons got another thing coming and a lot to learn about devious types like myself. Fuck them and fuck any piece of shit that orders from there and doesn’t tip.

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